The Fork of Vengeance

Well, upon receiving my fork, it provided much entertainment to cure my restlessness. Not having something to read was difficult since I already cleared out cnn's web site in the class prior. Remarkably making it into a catapult did not break my fork of vengeance.

After class I tucked the fork behind my ear and walked out to my car (with fork still in place), and being so late that we got out of the building, it was already nearly deserted and I only got a few strange looks for having a plastic fork stuck behind my ear. Upon returning home I divulged my newly found friend to my father, who is return asked why I was taking such a class and questioned the money spent upon it. After this the whereabouts of the fork get a tiny bit hazy. I believe it was left alone on a counter top and thus discarded with no remorse. To this day my pet forks location is unknown. Probably visiting a friendly banana peal or apple core while on his journey for insight.

~Ryan